MEN IN BLACK
RATING: 7 / 10 --> Good movie
Review
Date:
August 15, 1998
Director:
Barry Sonnenfeld
Writers:
Ed Solomon based on comic book by Lowell Cunningham (David Koepp-
uncredited)
Producers:
Laurie McDonald and Walter F. Parkes
Actors:
Will Smith as J (Jay)
Tommy Lee Jones as K (Kay)
Rip Torn as Z (Zed)
Genre:
Comedy/Science-Fiction
Year of Release: 1997
The highest-grossing movie of the summer of 1997, and the film
that most recently (as of the 3rd week of August, 1998) surpassed
PULP FICTION (7.5/10) as the most rented movie of the 1990's, MEN
IN BLACK marked the second consecutive summer in which Will Smith
helmed the summer-blockbuster king (He starred in 1996's
INDEPENDENCE DAY (6/10) as well.)
PLOT:
About 1500 aliens looking like humans, live amongst us on Earth
(Most of them in New York. Who knew?) A top-secret agency called
the Men In Black (MIB) monitor and police these creatures' every
movement to ensure that the public never finds out about them.
One day, a "bug" alien lands on Earth, and suddenly,
the destruction of our planet may be near.
CRITIQUE:
Light, plotless, easy-to-digest science-fiction comedy that
continues to show off the comedic talents of Will Smith, some
great straight man sense by Tommy Lee Jones, and the hip special
effects of the group at Industrial, Light and Magic. Steven
Spielberg executive produced this brain-munch, while the man
behind GET SHORTY (7.5/10) and the ADDAMS FAMILY films, Barry
Sonnenfeld, directed this venture. This movie left no definable
marks on my intellect, but did manage to blow by me real quick
(90 minutes to be exact), keep me awake, mostly interested, and
generally amused throughout its entire runtime.
I was somewhat disappointed in the fact that I had already seen
most of the cool special effect shots in the film's trailer, but
I guess the one-liners from Will Smith still managed to keep me
in the game. I also liked the "feel" of the movie,
which was never more serious than it needed to be. Just fluffy
enough not to take seriously, and never real enough for anyone to
complain about the lame plot. One thing that I did find extremely
irritating and overdone, was Vincent D'Onofrio's exaggerated
cramps, cricks and overall disgustingness. If this was supposed
to be funny, it sure didn't work on me. All it did was make me
nervous and feel like itching. Admirable in regards to the
actor's physical capabilities, but unfunny in regards to its
cinematic outcome.
The cutest things in this picture were the little
"worm" aliens that spoke in Mexican accents and were
last seen carrying cartons of Marlboro cigarettes through the
alien airport on their way back home. They should have expanded
their roles in the film. On a sad note, a virtual tear was
brought to my eye when I saw, the one time decent respected
actress, Linda Fiorentino, degrade herself in a throwaway role
that makes any other throwaway roles look respectable (see Little
Known Facts below to discover her "clever" way of being
cast in this movie.) She delivered her useless lines in a dry
"only here for the paycheck" kind of way, and had no
problem showing off her gams for the duration of the entire
picture (Why Sonnenfeld felt the need to keep showing her hanging
from a tree in a short skirt over and over, during the denouement
of this kid's film, I'll never know....well, actually I do know,
but I digress.) Overall, the film is easy enough to watch, short
enough not to have you care about the lame 1-2-3 plot, and funny
enough to make you smile if you're feeling blue.
Little Known Facts:
Linda Fiorentino won her part in MEN IN BLACK in a poker game from
director Barry Sonnenfeld (I would have forfeited the game if I
had been her.) Besides the part in the movie, she won around
$1200.
Chris O'Donnell was first offered the role of J (Eventually played by
Will Smith.)
In this film, the "known aliens" visible on the screen
include Sylvester Stallone, Dionne Warwick, Newt Gingrich, motivational big-jawed
guru Anthony Robbins, George
Lucas, and executive producer Steven Spielberg.
The joke told by K (Tommy Lee Jones) at the restaurant that ends
in the ambiguous punchline, "...yeah, but this one's eatin'
my popcorn!" is the same strange joke told by the stand-up
comic at the burlesque show in 1973's THE STING (7/10).
Barry Sonnenfeld started his career directing porn films. He's quoted in
the January 26, 1998 Newsweek magazine (page 60) as saying that
he was depressed when he heard that BOOGIE NIGHTS (7.5/10) was
being made (a film about making pornos) because he had wanted to
make a movie about the time he shot 9 feature length pornos in
nine days. Barry had been offered the job of directing FORREST
GUMP (7.5/10), but declined. The job then went to Robert Zemeckis
who won an Academy Award for it.
Barry Sonnenfeld was the cinematographer on three Coen brother
movies including RAISING ARIZONA (8/10), BLOOD SIMPLE (8/10) and
MILLER'S CROSSING (7/10). Other films in her arsenal of
cinematographic experience include WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (9/10),
BIG (7/10), THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN (7.5./10) and MISERY
(8/10).
Tommy Lee Jones received a B.A. in English literature and graduated cum
laude from Harvard, 1969. That is where he roomed with future
Vice-President of the United States, Al Gore, and according to
author Erich Segal, the duo were the models for the character of
Oliver in LOVE STORY. Tommy has never taken an acting class.
(c) 1998 Berge Garabedian
Movie Reviews by Berge Garabedian