Eraser
Directed by Chuck Russell (The Mask)
Written by Tony Puryear, Walon Green
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator), James Caan (Thief), Vanessa Williams (Dance with Me), James Cromwell (LA Confidential)
As Reviewed by James Brundage
In this unrealistic-to-the-point-of-laughable "thriller" Ah-nold plays an FBI witness protection program agent who will do anything to protect his witnesses. The plot centers around an illegal arms sale of an imaginary weapon that supposedly travels close to the speed of light, which Arnold's character, John Krueter, most stop with the help of his witness. Throughout the movie, John is getting shot, stabbed, and impaled by spikes, but he still keeps on chugging, making the movie one of the absolute worst thrillers that I've ever seen.
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